see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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