He is such a slut. More and more my type.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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