He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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