one word: firstdatebathroomanal
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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