That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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