so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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