I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Fuck appropriateness.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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