Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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