It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
don't judge my taste in strippers
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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