I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
that's an acceptable place to lick
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
We had sex on a dog bed..
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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