let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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