too bad you live with your parents still
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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