Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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