I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
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