If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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