You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I've blown a few things in my day
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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