Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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