absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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