I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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