i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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