She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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