I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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