Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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