I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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