so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
