my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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