You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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