Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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