I'm gonna have a badass scar
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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