its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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