Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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