okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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