I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
