i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Rumble strips road head = magical
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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