Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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