drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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