Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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