did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
