All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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