Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
is that a dick in a sweater?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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