Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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