I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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