your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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