You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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