so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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