Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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