Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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