I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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