I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
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