If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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