pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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