My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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